Book Recommendation

On his book recommendation for 'Franny K Stein: Lunch Walks Among Us':

Aidan: Recommended for children 1st grade and up. Because smaller children (yes, he says 'children') might be scared and the words are kind of harder. Babies should definitely not read it because they could easily do those experiments and get hurt or at least get in trouble.

Yes, babies could easily sew lunch meat together and add toxic waste to make a giant walking monster. Easy Peasy.