Young Couple Loses Appendages Upon Run In With Seemingly Friendly Newcomer

Cool Clips Barbie and her boyfriend, Beach Fun Ken, are reportedly in stable condition, although saddened by the loss of their hands, after what witnesses are saying was just an unfortunate accident.  After a Greek costume party, the couple was enjoying a relaxing evening on the couch where they fell asleep.  Witnesses tell us that Mojo, their attacker was lying in his bed, but, per his usual activity, wandered away while no one was watching. He found the appealing plastic not-quite-out-of-reach and proceeded to take a little taste.
Allie, the first witness on the scene, says she noticed the empty bed when she sneaked away from her breakfast to pet the puppy.

"Mom, Mojo is chewing the Barbies' hair! No! He's chewing their HANDS!!! No Mojo!"

Her mother then left the school lunches to put the munching menace outside. Upon examination, it was determined that the fingers were beyond saving. [Graphic images follow. Viewer discretion is advised.]

Cool Clips Barbie will most likely need to find a new occupation, as her clients have voiced concerns over their hair being colored by the hairdressers feet.  "I mean, I'm sympathetic, but it takes some skilled fingers to clip in colored hair.  I wouldn't want it to look bad." The commenter wished to remain anonymous.

Ken will continue to surf because he says he doesn't necessarily need his hands for his second favorite hobby.  However, he is unsure if his fellow Wham-Groupies will welcome him back into the fold.  "I like my hair, so it'll stay, but those guys can be so shallow. I used to sing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" when any of them announced they'd be leaving the tour. Now I may only get to sing it to Barbie. Yeah, Mojo has really changed my life."

Since attacking Barbie and Ken, Mojo has chewed the winterizer faucet cover off of the hose, the palm trees, and the sandbox shovel and pail. No news on whether he will be allowed near the couch again anytime soon.

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