Conversations with Aidan

M: Do you want powdered sugar or maple syrup?
A: Both!
M: Both? No...that doesn't sound very good.
A: Always try new things!Remember?!


"This milk tastes like spit. Spit with 1 crumb. Not my spit. Someone else's."


"I'm not going to this school it totally looks like a prison."
Later, in the office, with the secretary and a couple of other families registering,
"See, it looks like a prison! I can't go to school here!"

D @ friends' house: How was that tree house?
A: Pretty boring. It's a cool tree house, but I think I need an airsoft gun.

A: coming in from outside: Do you have a laser?
Adult friend we were visiting: Actually, yes. Right here.
WHAT?! (she probs just became his favorite person lol)